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crazy like a Spock who’s just had his mother insulted 

Very, very angry, and probably about to strangle you. It refers to Star Trek's character Mr. Spock, who can be a very pissed off alien if somebody dares mention his human mother, and therefore provokes an emotional reaction in him. It is not, under any circumstances, an advisable move.

First used by Brittany Diamond in her Star Trek TOS commentary.
If someone has to ask about Landrew one more FREAKIN’ time and NOT get an answer, I swear I will go CRAZY like a SPOCK who’s just had his MOTHER insulted.

Let’s speak French 

When you say Let’s Speak French you actually mean I love you and let’s fuck.

MUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUM! DANIEL'S (Spack No.3) VAPING AGAIN! 

Basically has the outcome if Jack (Spack No.1) were to be spanking again or if not worse

The BBC will send an emergency broadcast message, all motorways will be shut with the exception of emergency and military use, Bluestar Bus will no longer operate its £1 after 6PM fare, Alex Turner will no longer want to be part of The Strokes, all flights will be grounded worldwide, Souhtampton will be relegated to the EFL and Pompey will be promoted to the EFL and also win the FA Cup in a shock victory against Chelsea, Activision will remove death chat on Warzone, the death chat compilation containing Spack No.3's deathchat will be deleted, London Bridge will fall down, Asus will go out of business, the sale of Elf Bars will be banned in the UK, an asteroid will be on a crash-collison course with Earth, the sun will get hotter and hotter and bigger and bigger, climate change will become inevitable, USB-C will no longer be mandatory in the EU.
*Peers into room*

5 seconds later: MUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUM! DANIEL'S (Spack No.3) VAPING AGAIN!

Whore's speak 

What women say to cover up being a whore.
(Usually on social media, posting other people's quotes, trying to sound philosophical)
Person one: What's this nonsense coming out of her mouth?
Person two: That's whore's speak.
Whore's speak by markomighty October 13, 2022

carter-speck 

stupid, idiotic, someone who dyes their hair blonde because they're insecure about their nature color, though they look better brunette.

someone who rubs makeup on their face to a consistancy so that it looks like peanut butter.
What's on her face?
Ughh..she's SUCH a carter-speck!
WHERE'S THE JELLY, carter-speck?
carter-speck by peachykeane December 7, 2009

Bryan Speck

A legendary man of myth who makes God's deeds look like child play. It is not possible to kill this man because his mere presence of awesomeness can destroy anything that comes near him. He fell from the heavens and killed all the dinosaurs through the act of fucking and everything in the Smithsonian Mueseum of History is a monument of everything Bryan Speck has destroyed with his penis.
Bryan Speck once used his massive dick to bat away meteors and said, "Your Jupiter's problem now."

Bryan Speck once drank a barrel of LSD and took a three month long nap. When he woke up he said, "a\All in all I prefer gin."

The Guiness Book of World Records has rejected all of Bryan Specks submissions because they felt it was not possible to survive a jump into the Atlantic Ocean from the Moon.
Bryan Speck by Bryan Speck's Minion December 13, 2009