3 definitions by markomighty
To me a suicide fart is the big giant fart you accidentally let out right before you sit down on the toilet, knowing that you have to sit down and put your nose right in the nucleus of the stench. This happens just after you pull down your pants, and right before you sit down, usually when you are frantically trying to line the toilet seat, and you are contemplating sitting on the toilet bare assed because you're about to crap on the floor. Trapped there on the toilet with your pants around your ankles there is nowhere to go and it smells so bad you almost die.
Damn dude, I couldn't get the string untied on my sweat pants and I almost shit my pants and right as I was sitting down I bombed myself with an egg suicide fart
by markomighty March 30, 2014
Purposely lowering your intelligence level to seem more "thug" or "skreet". This attitude developed sometime after MTV stopped playing music and dumb ass shows like 16 and pregnant, and Bad Girls Club started airing. The epidemic seems to grow daily, and is being embraced by the youth of America. Many of them think that the dumber and or crazier you act, the cooler you are, and the higher on the social ladder one will climb.
Mark: Have you seen Shaqumphria?
Bill: Yeah, she gained like 200 lbs since high school and is still wearing those spandex she had in tenth grade, not to mention her fucked up weave, gold teeth, eye piercings, and tattoos on her neck. She used to be classy and was on the honer roll, now she works at Dollar General, walks with a gangsta lean, and shows 50 pounds of pierced overflowing mid drift, speaks ghettoneese, with those 3 inch fake nails and a tramp stamp that says open 24/7.
Mark: That's the ratchification of America
Bill: Yeah, she gained like 200 lbs since high school and is still wearing those spandex she had in tenth grade, not to mention her fucked up weave, gold teeth, eye piercings, and tattoos on her neck. She used to be classy and was on the honer roll, now she works at Dollar General, walks with a gangsta lean, and shows 50 pounds of pierced overflowing mid drift, speaks ghettoneese, with those 3 inch fake nails and a tramp stamp that says open 24/7.
Mark: That's the ratchification of America
by markomighty July 14, 2014
What women say to cover up being a whore.
(Usually on social media, posting other people's quotes, trying to sound philosophical)
(Usually on social media, posting other people's quotes, trying to sound philosophical)
by markomighty October 13, 2022