Sparesville

This term describes a mythical place where someone leaves their secondary lover or partner, in case their primary interest drops them.

So back and crying to your Sparesville man?

by I, Wreckerrr July 17, 2021

snoresville

adjective

describing something painfully boring

math
school
parental lectures

by phil jackson April 28, 2005

Statesville

A.K.A. known as Statesvegas or Skanksville, the town where the two interstates (I-40 and I-77) meet calling it the cross roads for the future. A very bleak and boring future I must say unless you're 80 years of age and retired and attend the local country club for a round of golf, then Statesville is a blast. Statesville is about a million, I mean 200 years old which consists of about 150,000 people. Many teenagers such as so myself attend the local high schools in this area that are plagued by alcohol, marijuana, and sex, if you're a teenage girl the chances of you being pregnant even if you've never had sex are 7 out of 10 people! Like I said about the age of this town it's old and so is its heritage, Many of the first pilgrims here owned slaves and as to this day many of their bloodline still lingers here and so does their views of the world, where if you're black, you're automatically associated into a social class of poverty, crime, and injustice. And if you're white, you're either really rich, have it all, and the stuff of the town, or you've settled for less and become part of the lower class aka what people call hicks. If you're ever in town take a stroll to check out the history you'll see a monument of a confederate general standing next to the city center.

Omg dude did you see that chick from statesville? Yeah dude she's pretty hot, I bet she's a stuck up bitch though.

by The Sexanator September 14, 2007

Statesville

A forgotten place where the mall had only about four stores and an Ihop. The WalMart is Dope Central, where druggies and gangs hung out on Saturday nights, looking for something to smoke and a girl to do. The high schools had more pregnant teens than on television. Sweet 16 meant you go to the DMV, get your driver's permit, and inherit your parents run down cars that're older than you by a decade or so. Weekends meant late night movies and deer hunting. Having fun meant getting high and spray painting abandoned buildings or old train cars. Every day, there would be a new hobo down by the 'Shopping Center', which had more fast food places than shopping destinations. Dating someone meant displaying pictures of you and your partner on Myspace with your tongues down each other's throats. Junior year meant that you could finally drop out. Graduating meant that you can get the hell out of this town, this place that you've been stuck in for the past 18 years of your pathetic life.

I'm from Statesville.

FML.

by toomuchcandyx June 24, 2009

Statesville High School

Located in Statesville NC Otherwise known as GANGLAND when you step on the grounds of statesville high school one of two things will happen 1. you will be shot multiple times in the back 2. You wont get shot cause your gang is more powerful than the other peoples. There mascot is a greyhound their called that for a reason they always running, running from the cops. Which is the opposite of North Iredell High School where you are more likely to slip on someones dip spit

Statesville High School is sorta like nyc streets

by ep444 December 22, 2009

squaresville

a place were were squares live and gather

damn homie we stuck in squaresville today

by thizzzzles July 2, 2008

Sharpsville

It's one of the breeding grounds for sluts, whores, and druggies. Not to mention annoying and stuck up freshmen of the class of 2008. They think they own the school when, in fact, they don't. They must know every "popular" person in the school to be "cool." I know I can name a few (or more like a hundred or two) that are like this. They think they are at the top just because they just "happen" to have a brother or a sister that is an upperclassmen. or a neighbor. or "friend" or whatever. Another thing. How they refuse to have any manners at all? Example. I'm walking to my class. Two or three freshmen are standing in my way. I say " excuse me please "....no response. One more time. Still no response...even though they KNOW I am there. But that's enough about freshmen.

Sharpsville Freshman #1: Like. are you getting a ride home today from John (a senior) ?
Freshman #2: noo. i think i'm gonna get a ride from Dev(another senior) instead.
Freshman #1: ohh okay. it's alright. as long as it's a senior we will be alright. because they love us, you know?

by trifri August 11, 2008