someone who continusly strokes their kankles until they reach their maximum level of pleasure.
timmy is a kankle spanker
by spencer December 19, 2004
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Someone who tucks their jeans inside of their boots. Often used for the purpose of placing the hind legs of a goat inside the boot to have sex with it.
Bubba: “whys he wearing his boots like that?”
Jim bo: “guys a goat spanker
by Normmtx April 28, 2021
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A prostitute hired by a rich person to engage in some s&m.
A forbes spanker was hired by Trump who then spanked his ass with a forbes magazine.
by LostFido January 23, 2018
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A dairy farmer or stockman. (New Zealand origin)

The man whom spends time with cows on their last night on the farm before being sent to a slaughterhouse. (American Origin)
"Forget going to this place called Walmart...I'll hit up the cow-spanker down the street for milk". (NZ)

Guy One: "Damn...that sucks for John."
Guy Two: "Why...because he has to stay late?"
Guy One: "No...he's the cow-spanker this week..."
Guy Two: "He is either going to love or hate that steak dinner tomorrow!" (American)
by Djgamer101 April 06, 2011
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one who rubs his/her naked body up and down a wall.
Person 1: duuuuude, is u a wall spanker?

Person 2: hell yeah it's awesome!!!!!
by killah giggler August 21, 2006
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A specific act performed during sexual intercourse in which the male participant (who must initially be wearing a shirt) removes said shirt thus revealing that he is completely wired for a suicide bombing mission. He then screams "Allah o Akbar" (or whatever other arabic nonsense suicide bombers say) just prior to detonating himself, or "spanking" his sexual parter. It is important to note that sex of the other participant is generally not known due to the wearing of the full burka covering the body and face the entity being fucked. This entity can also be referred to as "it:.
Entity being fucked: I better not touch the guy fucking me due to the clinical nature of muslim sex to see if he is wearing a bomb. Plus since I'm a muslim woman consensual sex is the same as rape so I'll just lay here and do nothing.

Suicide bomber: Well, at least I'm going out with a bang using the Pakistani Spanker! (After bombing...) Damn you Mohammed, I just blew myself up and the 72 virgins are just fat Cheetos eating nerds playing world of warcraft.
by Dr VonHugenstein November 12, 2011
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