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spaghetti factory 

Italian mom who has shit out about 10 kids...coincidentally all named "Antony"
Look at old lady Moretti, she was a spaghetti factory if I ever saw one.
spaghetti factory by Angelo D August 26, 2008
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Spaghetti Factory 

Using your tounge to push poo out through your gaps in your teeth to make pooey strings like a Play Doh Spaghetti Factory. It may be your own poo or someone you do or do not know.
She shit on my lap on the way to a date party so I felt I needed to give her the Spaghetti Factory
Spaghetti Factory by Tronicon September 5, 2010

Spaghetti Factory 

Similar to the Fabulous Larry, and a variation on the Cleveland Steamer. You defecate through a tennis racket and steamroll the feces through by pressing your anus down on the racket so the feces comes out the bottom as strings on to your partners chest. This is topped off by blood from the hemorrhoids on your anus which leaves it looking much like spaghetti with a red sauce on top. Sprinkling Parmesan cheese on top is optional.
I need to eat more fiber, the last fabulous Larry I have your mom ended up becoming a stinky Spaghetti Factory.
Spaghetti Factory by Pheecees March 19, 2023

Spaghetti factory 

Done with 2 persons... let's say person A and person B

A shits in B's mouth
B vomits into A's Asshole
A shits vomitty poop into B's Ass
Finally, B poops into A's mouth.

There you have it, a spaghetti factory
I heard that Jake and Jim ate at the spaghetti factory last night. Jim has a really tummy ache.

old spaghetti factory 

When two or more people press their buttox together and defecate at the same.
Hey let's go old spaghetti factory the manager's car that kicked us out of the venue. I hope the sun roof is open.
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Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
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- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
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board chow 

A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
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Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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