Spaghetti Surprise

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When you find you have a tapeworm infestation after using the toilet. Instead of a normal lincoln logsets... you see a pile of bloody tapeworms with little poop nuggets that look like meatballs... thus, a spaghetti surprise.

My friend Matt just got back from Mexico and had to go to the hospital after having a spaghetti surprise in the toiler.

Spaghetti Surprise by Marky Benjamin June 7, 2010

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Spaghetti surprise

When a man dehydrates himself and receives oral sex. When he ejaculates in her (or his) mouth, the load is very thick, and spaghetti like, and the taste is very difficult to clear up by simply swallowing. The effect is maximized by ejaculating closer to the top of the tongue, but still in the mouth.

I drove for 14 hours straight yesterday. I didn't drink anything 'cause I didn't wanna have to stop and piss, so when my girlfriend got to suckin on my knob, she got quite the spaghetti surprise!

Spaghetti surprise by McQuiver February 6, 2010

spaghetti suprise

when a girls tampon string is hanging out of her bathing suit

Guy 1: dude look at that babe over there!
guy 2: Ya, and look at her spaghetti suprise!
guy 1: that is nasty!!!!

spaghetti suprise by sadkfhjgfadfag January 13, 2008

Spaghetti suprise

When one slurps out a females bloody tampon out of there vagina

Yea man, I was going down on her last night and pulled a spaghetti suprise on her

Spaghetti suprise by Trevor04 January 13, 2020

Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026