El Mosco

The term “ito” in “Mosquito” implies the existence of a larger and much more terrifying “El Mosco” and or the existence of the slightly larger and unsettling “El Mosc”.

Jose: That mosquito looks fresh out of nymph stage.
Jayson: I heard that some mosquitoes can make it to their last stage called “El Mosco” .
Jose: I pray to god that we never find one.

by CoffeeSalt November 19, 2021

spadeldradle

The act of shoving a spade ,or other similar small gardening utensil, up one’s anus.

“Man Jim’s girlfriend is so fucking weird”
“How so?”
“I heard she got him to spadeldradle her”

by CoffeeSalt November 14, 2021