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Spacetime-Probability-Initial Conditions Relativity

The full six-dimensional extension of relativity, where space, time, probability, and initial conditions are all relative to the observer's frame. In this framework, different observers may legitimately disagree about where events happen, when they happen, how probable they are, and what initial conditions led to them. A person born into wealth and a person born into poverty inhabit different initial conditions frames, and their assessments of what's possible, what's likely, and what's fair will be correspondingly relative. This theory explains why debates about meritocracy are so intractable: people in different initial conditions frames are literally experiencing different realities. Spacetime-probability-initial conditions relativity is the physics of "it depends on where you started."
Spacetime-Probability-Initial Conditions Relativity Example: "They argued about whether success was earned. He, born into privilege, saw his achievements as the natural result of hard work. She, born into poverty, saw his advantages as the real cause. Spacetime-probability-initial conditions relativity explained: they occupied different initial conditions frames, so they experienced different realities. Neither was lying; they were just reporting their frame. The theory didn't resolve the argument, but it explained why resolution was so hard."
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An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016