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Space Technologies

The broad, catch-all category for any hardware that operates outside the comforting blanket of an atmosphere. This ranges from the mundane (improved space toilet designs, more efficient solar panels) to the critical (radiation-hardened computer chips, hypergolic thrusters) to the ambitious (orbital manufacturing stations, asteroid mining rigs). It's the foundational, "keep the humans alive and the data flowing" tech that makes everything else in space possible, emphasizing extreme reliability, lightweight materials, and systems that can't be fixed with a quick service call.
*Example: "My uncle works on space technology. Not the sexy warp drive stuff—he designs better locking mechanisms for cargo latches on the Lunar Supply Shuttle. He says the difference between success and a cloud of expensive debris is often a 50-cent washer that can handle -270°C to +120°C without embrittling."* Space Technologies
Space Technologies by Abzugal January 30, 2026
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Space Technologies

The tools and instruments we use to study the cosmos, from backyard telescopes (see a blurry dot, call it Jupiter) to space-based observatories like Hubble and Webb (see the dawn of time, have your mind permanently blown). Space technologies include rovers that drive on other planets (traffic jams on Mars are not a thing yet), satellites that beam internet from orbit (thanks, Starlink, for ruining astrophotography), and the Voyager probes, which are still transmitting from interstellar space on computers with less power than your microwave.
Space Technologies *Example: "He bought a space technology—a consumer-grade telescope that promised to reveal the wonders of the cosmos. After a month, he had seen the moon (impressive), Saturn's rings (faint but recognizable), and approximately 47 airplanes that he was very excited about until he realized what they were. The universe, he learned, is mostly dark and requires patience, which he did not have."*
Space Technologies by Abzugal February 14, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026
The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.
“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”
Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026
Word of the Day on May 23, 2026
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
Word of the Day on May 22, 2026
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020
Word of the Day on May 21, 2026

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019
Word of the Day on May 20, 2026