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Space Technologies

The broad, catch-all category for any hardware that operates outside the comforting blanket of an atmosphere. This ranges from the mundane (improved space toilet designs, more efficient solar panels) to the critical (radiation-hardened computer chips, hypergolic thrusters) to the ambitious (orbital manufacturing stations, asteroid mining rigs). It's the foundational, "keep the humans alive and the data flowing" tech that makes everything else in space possible, emphasizing extreme reliability, lightweight materials, and systems that can't be fixed with a quick service call.
*Example: "My uncle works on space technology. Not the sexy warp drive stuff—he designs better locking mechanisms for cargo latches on the Lunar Supply Shuttle. He says the difference between success and a cloud of expensive debris is often a 50-cent washer that can handle -270°C to +120°C without embrittling."* Space Technologies
Space Technologies by Abzugal January 30, 2026
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Space Technologies

The tools and instruments we use to study the cosmos, from backyard telescopes (see a blurry dot, call it Jupiter) to space-based observatories like Hubble and Webb (see the dawn of time, have your mind permanently blown). Space technologies include rovers that drive on other planets (traffic jams on Mars are not a thing yet), satellites that beam internet from orbit (thanks, Starlink, for ruining astrophotography), and the Voyager probes, which are still transmitting from interstellar space on computers with less power than your microwave.
Space Technologies *Example: "He bought a space technology—a consumer-grade telescope that promised to reveal the wonders of the cosmos. After a month, he had seen the moon (impressive), Saturn's rings (faint but recognizable), and approximately 47 airplanes that he was very excited about until he realized what they were. The universe, he learned, is mostly dark and requires patience, which he did not have."*
Space Technologies by Abzugal February 14, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026

Gayborhood 

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.
"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."
Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006
Word of the Day on July 14, 2026
A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.
Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."
kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005
Word of the Day on July 13, 2026