Space Boner 

An erection so massive & engorged that it can be seen from outer space.

NASA reports several sightings of Space Boners at the location of an incident involving a busload of Japanese schoolgirls and a swimming pool filled with Jell-O.

Space Boner by neuroparadox January 29, 2010

Space Boer

Accurate description of Elon Musk.

Boers are south african apartheid whites, which he is. And in scifi fandom "Space something" is a way to decribe characters that are space versions of fantasy or other genres.

So space boer.

Space boer's fan base is worse than him. At least he makes money.

Space Boer by esekaese July 20, 2023

Spacey-boner 

That chub you get when you start watching House of Cards.

"Hey did you watch the new season of House of Cards?"
" Yeah I got a raging Spacey-boner. "

Spacey-boner by BillyBobSmith May 26, 2014

spaceboner

a boner thats out of this world
or space in jeans that appears to be a boner

man that girl gave me a spaceboner

spaceboner by boneville March 13, 2011