Southorn 

1)The act of disappearing for months on end without valid reason
2)The act of failing to complete one's work in a correct fashion
3)The inability to cease irrelevant speech / waste apparently crucial time rambling on without reason
4)suspiciously convenient memory loss about important issues / things

1)Seria decided to take a Southorn
2)John decided he was going to do a Southorn when marking their work - GCSE students don't want to know ther grades or how to improve them!!
3)Jamie can never stop Southorn-ing
4)Lisa pulled a Southorn when we went to the cinema

Southorn by Gala98 February 20, 2008

Southren 

Southren: Collective noun derived from “South” and “Brethren”, southren is a term for describing people conceived through incest without specifying the relationship of two people. Aunt-Sisters, Mum-Daughters, Brother-Uncles and Husband-Dads are all members of somebody’s Southren.

In the North
Wife: Are your brothers coming over for Thanksgiving?
Husband: Yes.

In the South
Sister: Are your southren coming over for Thanksgiving?
Husband: Yes.

Southren by peterpiper2 January 10, 2012