South parking 

Taking a social phenomena so far that you become a self-parody, thus making this real life event indistinguishable to the bizarre stories told in the satirical serie south park.

Did you hear how Trump was south parking last night, telling everybody to drink bleach?

South parking by Satireforhire June 27, 2020

South Parking 

Consuming a substance, of any type, through the colon, as an alternative to oral consumption.

My friend tried South Parking a gram of hash, and he's had the munchies for three days....

South Parking by uniquedigestion December 1, 2009

Southparkinson 

One’s body shaking from excitement and enthusiasm before the start of a new Southpark episode

- Come on, dude get that Coke and PopCorn, kill the lights and please shut up, Southpark’s about to start any minute now. I've seen a thousand times this episode, and it just gets better, man.

- Dude, you’re all shaking and shit. You must suffer from a deadly form of southparkinson

Southparkinson by Androix October 26, 2009