South Berwick 

A very small town in Southern Maine where nothing ever happens. For the "hoodlums" in town, their daily entertainment is meeting at Central School and doing stupid, useless things. For everyone else, you sit at your house all day waiting for the day you graduate from Marshwood High School and can get out of the town. Unless you are the hicks, then you drop out at 15 and become a drug dealer. The nearest store is 25 minutes away, unless you like second hand clothes, then we have a bunch of stores for that. And good luck if you have a pollen allergy, there's so many trees here you will die during allergy season.

Person 1: Hey dude, want to go to Central and climb trees like idiots?
Person 2: Nah, I'm just going to sit here for the next five years wishing something exciting would happen, because nothing ever happens in South Berwick.

South Berwick by stuck in this stupid town September 2, 2011

South Berwick 

a small town in southern maine that has a population of 6400, where the main community entertainment is a tree

Boy 1: hey man. wanna chill in South Berwick?
Boy 2: sure dude, let's meet at the tree!

South Berwick by Van_Carrie August 14, 2008

South Berwick ME 

A small rural community of gossiping women who run around town complain about useless shit and men who go to work all day and support them cause they are to whipped to tell them to die in a hoorrible accident of mass proportions meanwhile the children of this town rebel aganist the gossiping whores and make the place a small amount less shitty

Whore A- I heard that jenny fucked that robert guy in South Berwick ME

Intellegent normal person-(takes out gun places it in whores mouth pulls trigger)

South Berwick ME by hljkgfdskl; April 22, 2009