Soupy Pants

When you spill soup on your pants and are too lazy to clean it up because by the time you clean it up your soup will be lukewarm. Thus you have soup on your pants.

Niki: I spilled soup on my pants
Chad: Well go clean it up
Niki: But then my soup will get cold
Chad: well it looks like you have have soupy pants

Soupy Pants by Nikiboo March 23, 2010

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Soupy Pants

The sweaty discharge that accumulates in your underwear while holding in an impending shit, while stuck in a conversation with someone.

I was on my way to the bathroom when I was interrupted by Mary. As she began telling me about her morning, I quickly developed Soupy Pants.

Soupy Pants by LaGoat November 11, 2010

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pants soup

The wetness in a womans underwear derived from feelings of inexplicable pleasure. A.K.A creaming your

"That guy was so hot, just looking at him gave me pants soup"

"3 dates and no sex. I'm drowning in pants soup"

" It's my day off. I'm just gonna lie in bed, watch porn, and whip up a batch of pants soup."

pants soup by Ms. Clamchowder November 8, 2013

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Soup in Pants

Female: When a female has discharged through to her panties.

Male: When a male has ejaculated into his underwear.

"Lately, there's been a soup forming in my pants" - Jesse U.

Jesse has recently experienced Soup in Pants.

Soup in Pants by Cheryl S. May 14, 2006

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

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Gayborhood

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.

"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."

Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006

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