soup kitchen

the act of kneeling down and jerking off a group of homeless men into your mouth

"Hey are you busy on saturday?"

"Yeah im im giving out soup kitchens at the Y."

"Dont you mean working at a soup kitchen?"

"No."

by soup kitchen dave January 5, 2013

soup kitchen

a.k.a my mate dead ian who gets his social security fortnightly and buys crap with it so has to go to the soup kitchen to drink some homeless guys bladder contents including the lumps!

"hey ian that guys got the runs.how hungry are you? shall we go down the soup kitchen or just eat this shit?"

by harray shipmonay March 5, 2008

soup kitchen

refers to the soupy consistency of a bowel movement the morning after a heavy night of drinking.

"Chris opened up the soup kitchen pretty early after he pounded a bottle of jager last night."

"Following a long night of drinking, topped off by a grande meal at taco bell, early next morning walking to the bathroom John exclaimed "the soup kitchen is about to open for business"

by chris///M April 19, 2009

soup kitchen

when a bunch of homeless people have an orgy in a random car

dirty mike and the boys had a soup kitchen in your car (other guys)

by lovecat9 February 4, 2015

soup kitchen lust

When two or more unfortunate individuals meet and indulge in grotesque sexual activities at a soup kitchen. Usually on the dirty floor.

They locked eyes from across the room and came to the conclusion that they must engage each other in a round of soup kitchen lust.

by Captain Finch August 19, 2017

hobo soup kitchen

2 or more hobos have sex or do sexual acts in a vehicle that is not owned by the persons

One eye jack asked stinky and hobo Joe if they wanted to join in the soup kitchen in that brand new Tahoe. We will have a hobo soup kitchen all day.

by hobo soup kitchen April 2, 2015

scientologist soup kitchen

A myth. No such thing. This is about as non-existant as a unicorn. Scientology goes after only rich people by enticing them with "Celebrity Centers". The Church of Scientology does not have any outreach for the poor. If you can not afford to join they do not want you.

"You hear 'bout our boy Marcus scoring a Maybach?"

"Hell no! That is about as real as a Scientologist soup kitchen. Marcus is a damn liar."

by eze in the Durty South February 12, 2009