soup kitchen

When a group of 4 or more bums have an orgy in a vehicle.

Hey, you wanna join us? We're going to turn this red prius into a soup kitchen.
Hey are you the bums that turned my car into a soup kitchen?

by 10footdick August 07, 2010

soup kitchen

a gay hobo orgy inside a strangers car

brian: kevin you dumbass, you signed up for the wrong soup kitchen!
Keviin: i'll never look at cambells soup the same way.

by spoons mcgee wilson August 12, 2010

soup kitchen

When a person gives out as many sexual favors as a soup kitchen gives out soup. Many favors to many different people.

Guy 1: Man, I see that girl making out with a new guy like every week. She must be so easy.

Guy 2: Yeah dude, she's a soup kitchen.

by Willy B. August 19, 2006

soup kitchen

the act of kneeling down and jerking off a group of homeless men into your mouth

"Hey are you busy on saturday?"

"Yeah im im giving out soup kitchens at the Y."

"Dont you mean working at a soup kitchen?"

"No."

by soup kitchen dave January 05, 2013

soup kitchen

a.k.a my mate dead ian who gets his social security fortnightly and buys crap with it so has to go to the soup kitchen to drink some homeless guys bladder contents including the lumps!

"hey ian that guys got the runs.how hungry are you? shall we go down the soup kitchen or just eat this shit?"

by harray shipmonay March 05, 2008

soup kitchen

refers to the soupy consistency of a bowel movement the morning after a heavy night of drinking.

"Chris opened up the soup kitchen pretty early after he pounded a bottle of jager last night."

"Following a long night of drinking, topped off by a grande meal at taco bell, early next morning walking to the bathroom John exclaimed "the soup kitchen is about to open for business"

by chris///M April 19, 2009

soup kitchen

when a bunch of homeless people have an orgy in a random car

dirty mike and the boys had a soup kitchen in your car (other guys)

by lovecat9 February 04, 2015