Soul Doctor

An individual with the ability to sooth other's souls just by being in a proximity to him/her. Soul Doctors are often found within very random people and places, due to their mysterious and enigmatic backgrounds. Similar to the dali llama, the ability to doctor souls has been proven to show budding signs at the relatively young age of 13 to 14 years. No one knows the factors that pre-determine the ability to doctor souls.

The first recorded incident of a soul doctor was somewhere around the years 2005-2006 A.D. Historical records lack his name, but many recovered eye-witness accounts tell modern historians that he was born somewhere within the confines of the United States of America. He was officially the first to receive a soul doctorate, and with that, the title of soul doctor. Records are few, and many do not date past the ancient year of 2007 B.C. Few Soul Doctors have been recorded since then, but modern day occurrences have been rising in numbers.

Many opposing historians believe Soul Doctors originated within the 1960's to 1970's A.D., but the theory is widely debated.

"Oh man, I just hungout with that guy Alex, now I feel so mellow..."
"Dude, that kid must be the next soul doctor!!"

Soul Doctor by The Soul Chronicler October 30, 2008

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008