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Sorting Hat

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A woman's vagina is known as a sorting hat when she fucks any man to find the perfect fit
I heard Vicky has a Sorting hat, she has fucked every man at work but not found the right man to Slytherin.
Sorting Hat by Eggroy March 2, 2017
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Sorting Hat

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A miserable person. Term comes from the miserable tone of voice the Sorting Hat in Harry Potter uses.
Tom: I don't think we should listen till Christmas music until 2 days before Christmas.

Rebecca: Tom is such a Sorting Hat.
Sorting Hat by Bantergroup December 12, 2012
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Sorting Hat

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When the man you're fucking screams out the Hogwarts House you belong in
Jason gave me the Sorting Hat last night, turns out I'm a Hufflepuff!
Sorting Hat by WarpedSavant April 1, 2023
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