sort out

sort out - Jamaican slang,verb, meaning to satisfy sexually; may be extended to mean to have sex with. As a noun, it refers to a sexual act.

- to introduce order to a situation or resolve a problem.

<first usage> Baby yuh look like yuh waan smaddy sort yuh out. / yuh look like yuh want a sort out.

<second usage> yute yuh need fi sort out di ting enuh. A 3 week mi gi yuh di game an all now yuh no fix i.

by younglad January 13, 2010

I need to sort out my life

Every assholes go-to excuse for ignoring you so they could play games and talk to other people.

You: Hey, I really miss talking to you!
*five hours later*
You: Oh... I guess you don’t feel the same way.
Them: Sorry, I need to sort out my life.

by Getrekt911 June 18, 2019

sort you out

verb To sort out means to resolve some unfinished business or problem with someone or something.

bentley's gonna sort you out!

by rich rick December 30, 2009

Sort man out

A term created in Nottingham. Referring to everyday needs.

Person 1 - Safe, lend us a tenner?
Person 2 - Erm.. No
Person 1 - C'mon... Sort man out

by NG5 R3D February 24, 2009

sort you out

To give another person his share of something, typically used in a financial connotation or as means of assisting another

Give me your share of the money, and I'll place the bet. Once we win I'll sort you out.

I know you can't get it working; give me a minute or two and I'll come over there and sort you out.

by Bels November 9, 2005

Sort This Out

This is what a friend says when he wants to fix his group back together. Though since 90% of the world is dumb, his friends might say ok...? after it not knowing how much that makes the guy want to come over there and punch him in the balls

“I’m gonna sort this situation out , it might take a few days, though.”

“Huh? What does sort this out mean”
“It means I’m going to fix everything.”

by Master of Lore May 4, 2020

Sort yer life out

There comes a time in everyones life where you have to go upstairs, wash your face and sort your life out. This often needs to be done after much has been fucked up or you are going through a bad patch..

'my girlfriend dumped me, ive lost my job, im broke, what the fuck am i gonna do'

'well first you need to stop being a pansy! Go upstairs, have a wash and sort yer life out'

by Gay Bear August 16, 2007