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Adventures of Sonic The Hedgehog 

An inspired work of utter genius, staring Sega's eponymous mascot Sonic The Hedgehog. The show is basically inspired by every single drug and substance known to mankind, and is best known for a nonexistent plotline, the hilarious (non)educational Sonic Says moments where Sonic teaches kids about pedophiles (really) and inspiring every single YTP ever made. Without AOSTH, I could go so far as to say that Youtube Poop would not be NEARLY as successful. This show is so bat-shit insane, it makes Ren and Stimpy look like any Simpsons episode after the 20th season. You know whats going to happen, and its not nearly as hilarious.
Guy 1: Hey dude I just got a load of drugs fresh from the underground! Lets light up and go on a massive trip!

Guy 2: No thanks. I'll just watch five minutes of Adventures of Sonic The Hedgehog and get all the mind fucking I'll ever need...

Sonic: (That's no good!)

Sonic and Mario Adventures 

Sonic and Mario Adventures is a show about Sonic with his friends, and Mario with his friends, colliding worlds and going on Amazing and thrilling adventures together. They meet friends along the way, as well as enemies that threaten their Entire life! Will Sonic and Mario be able to adventure forever? Watch Sonic and Mario Adventures now on *file corrupted* !!!

{This Show is not to be confused with the game called Mario and Sonic adventure}
Sonic and Mario Adventures, The Thrilling show of the decade! Will Sonic and Mario be able to Adventure Forever?

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008