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someones fucking your bitch 

When you drop the blunt during a smoke session, mainly marijuana or tabaco
Here jerry, take this
Okay! *drops it*
Someones fucking your bitch jerry!!

Someone's Bitch 

Someone that you would do ultimately anything for because you care about them that strongly.
I'd always drive them to work when they needed a ride because they're not just Someone's Bitch, they're my bitch.
Someone's Bitch by UrbanTomato September 13, 2020

Someone's Bitch 

Someone who does everything for you. If you are someones bitch you are their slave or a maid , someone who they need to clean up for them; someone who doesnt mean alot to a significant other. Usually named Jessica
If you are someone's bitch you are pushed around alot.

Someone's Bitch 

Someone's bitch means your do anything for them, they mean nothing to you just a side person they have sex with, they don't even love that person
Someone's bitch who is used, just to talk to it do things with

Someone's bitch 

adjective (derogatory)
1. used to describe the relationship between a master and a servant, or someone willing to do anything for another regardless of morality or difficulty.
'Hey @realdonaldtrump: being Saudi Arabia’s bitch is not “America First.”' - Tulsi Gabbard (after Trump Tweeted "AMERICA FIRST" in response he was siding with MBS regardless of his complicity in Khasshogi killing and the Yemen genocide. DJT is someone's bitch - Saudi Arabia’s.
Someone's bitch by Aloha2020 November 23, 2018

Bitching about someone bitching

When a person complains so much about an individual bitching, they themselves are doing the same action as that individual.
"God damn, this dude won't stop bitching. Does he every stop bitching? I have to hear him bitch everyday. He is always bitching!"

"Hey man, you sound like you're bitching about someone bitching."
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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