Soho Nose Job

Not to be confused with with the procedure carried out by plastic surgeons in nearby Harley Street.

“It had been a fair while since I’d emptied the tanks. Whilst enjoying a good noshing, I knew that she may choke on the sheer volume of my man lava.

When squirty time was imminent, I quickly withdrew my planet destroyer and gave her a right Soho Nose Job”

Soho Nose Job by AssMaster Funk February 3, 2026

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Soho Nose Job

Not to be confused with with the procedure carried out by plastic surgeons in nearby Harley Street.

Soho Nose Job by AssMaster Funk February 3, 2026

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Soho Nose Job

Not to be confused with with the procedure carried out by plastic surgeons in nearby Harley Street.

Soho Nose Job by AssMaster Funk February 3, 2026

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

Word of the Day on June 21, 2026

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dunzo

Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.

This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)

dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004

Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

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ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.

"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"

ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004

Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

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Male Pattern Blindness

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.

Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"

Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008

Word of the Day on June 18, 2026

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