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Soho Nose Job

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Not to be confused with with the procedure carried out by plastic surgeons in nearby Harley Street.
“It had been a fair while since I’d emptied the tanks. Whilst enjoying a good noshing, I knew that she may choke on the sheer volume of my man lava.

When squirty time was imminent, I quickly withdrew my planet destroyer and gave her a right Soho Nose Job”
Soho Nose Job by AssMaster Funk February 3, 2026
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Soho Nose Job

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Not to be confused with with the procedure carried out by plastic surgeons in nearby Harley Street.
“It had been a fair while since I’d emptied the tanks. Whilst enjoying a good noshing, I knew that she may choke on the sheer volume of my man lava.

When squirty time was imminent, I quickly withdrew my planet destroyer and gave her a right Soho Nose Job”
Soho Nose Job by AssMaster Funk February 3, 2026
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Soho Nose Job

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Not to be confused with with the procedure carried out by plastic surgeons in nearby Harley Street.
“It had been a fair while since I’d emptied the tanks. Whilst enjoying a good noshing, I knew that she may choke on the sheer volume of my man lava.

When squirty time was imminent, I quickly withdrew my planet destroyer and gave her a right Soho Nose Job”
Soho Nose Job by AssMaster Funk February 3, 2026
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stove 

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Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026
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Walky-Talky 

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A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha”
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026
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Scrapnel 

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(N) :
All pieces left over after an art project or home improvement.
"After we made the decorations for the party, there was 'scrapnel' all over the floor"
Scrapnel by IceSniper February 22, 2025
Word of the Day on August 2, 2026
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Hardo 

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A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!
Hardo by Thuhkilluh September 4, 2014
Word of the Day on August 1, 2026
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