Soggy Cocks

"Soggy cocks" is an adjective that is mainly used to describe a particularly lame experience.

Friend: Hey man, how was Eric's party last night
You: Dude it was low-key soggy cocks. We just sat around and played dungeons and dragons listening to video game soundtracks the whole time.
Friend: Ay bro, don't say I didn't warn ya.

Soggy Cocks by ScissorsTheMan February 27, 2023

soggy cock 

The act of dipping your penis in syrup, usually with waffles surrounding it.

Yo the other day I did a soggy cock and to this second girls won't get off my dick.

soggy cock by Zombalatron December 16, 2017

saggy cock sydrome

This is when your on your honey moon with your bride and you go to have wild lasting sex,,,,, suddenly your loose and saggy as a bag of moldy spuds.

Steve is it in me yet? Yeh baby that's it I have Saggy Cock Sydrome.

saggy cock sydrome by Sicko-roller November 27, 2013