Soft Kitty

The amazing song from tbbt.

Soft Kitty, Warm Kitty.
Little ball of fur.
Happy Kitty, Sleepy Kitty.
Purr purr purr.

Sheldon: Penny, will you sing me the Soft Kitty song?

Penny: *sigh* Fine Sheldon.
Soft kitty, warm kitty.
Little ball of fur.
Happy kitty, sleepy kitty.
Purr purr purr.
Now go to sleep Sheldon

Soft Kitty by Dinosarecool January 16, 2012

Kitty soft paw 

When you use the non-dominant hand pleasure yourself below the belt.

He uses Kitty soft paw last night in his room.

Kitty soft paw by Jackolak December 8, 2022

Kitten Soft 

A lovely, soft brand of toilet paper.

Just bought some Kitten Soft from the grocery store. It feels so good on my butt.

Kitten Soft by zojo86 November 13, 2013

Kitten Soft 

Kitten Soft is defined as a person who has been pampered in the lap of luxury throughout their lives. They have not endured the hardships of financial strain or issues relating to poverty. They tend to have a more privileged, bourgeoisie, pampered, narrow and entitled perspective on the world. Furthermore; a ‘Kitten Soft’ person, tends to remain detached from issues of the “lower” socioeconomic classes in modern society.

This term has been socially crafted and popularized by the modern digital philosopher Adam Blackman, 2020.

Person one: If you are hungry, just order some lobster.

Person 2: I can’t afford take out food, let alone lobster.

Person 1: If you just saved your pay check you would be able to.

Person 2: You Sir are the embodiment of Kitten Soft.

Person 1: Perhaps I am indeed a mewling, yet my pampered hardworking lifestyle ensures I always have Lobster. So everyone should be able to eat lobster when they want, like I do.

Person 2: What a privileged aka Kitten Soft perspective.

Kitten Soft by ProfessorWebMDPHD December 29, 2020

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019