fecal excrement that has the appearance and texture of soft-serve ice cream. The use of this term usually denotes that the subject ate a large portion of ice cream previously which precipitated the soft-serve shit. Also known as "ice cream shit". The phenomenon of soft-serve shit almost always results in a much greater amount of toilet paper used to wipe clean the anus of the soft-serve shitter.
Dude: "Man, I just got done wiping my ass for, like, 10 minutes!"
Friend: "Why? You got diarrhea, dog?"
Dude: "Worse...I got the soft-serve shits!"
Friend: "Sucks to be you!"
Friend: "Why? You got diarrhea, dog?"
Dude: "Worse...I got the soft-serve shits!"
Friend: "Sucks to be you!"
by introspectacle January 12, 2011
A sexual act whereby one man expells his payload into the the behind of another man who has a poop "on deck." The man with the goodies in his rectum squats over the other man, who in turn pulls on this man's erect penis, mimicking the lever of a soft serve ice cream machine. The feces/semen mixture is released, just like a chocolate/vanilla soft serve ice cream! The act is concluded when both men yell, "Soft serve swirl, coming right up!"
by soft serve guy December 8, 2007
A game where you shit in a cone in a circular motion to simulate soft serve ice cream. You then freeze it. Then your partner eats the shit as fast as they can without getting a brain-freeze.
by black jesus4356 March 4, 2016
A shit that looks like soft serve ice cream that is so large in volume that it actually sticks up out of the toilet water forming a volcanic like peak.
My stomach hurt so bad from eating those burritos, I sat down on the toliet and made a volcanic soft serve.
by moss1972 May 23, 2009
When one disposes their fecal matter in another's laundry machine. When one turns on their laundry/washer machine to do their clothes, they will be greeted with a happy ending to their laundry.The dutch soft serve causes an instant mixture of feces and clothing fabric to blend together and create the perfect mixture of greatness.
You're at a party and notice someone's laundry/washer machine is sitting unused. You can take adavantage of that and fix your or someone else's/something's fecal matter into the machine. The Dutch Soft Serve.
by BigG123 November 1, 2010
YO, that breezy you set me up with last night was a complete freak!!
Not only did she insist on the Alabama soft serve, but she greedily chowed down that trail mix on tap like it was the last supper!! No more blind dates dawg....
Not only did she insist on the Alabama soft serve, but she greedily chowed down that trail mix on tap like it was the last supper!! No more blind dates dawg....
by Zackdaddy Smoothsack January 14, 2012
WOW, that wasn't a crap In I just took. I just made some human soft-serve. It look just like the chocolate soft-serve ice cream cone In had.
by Secrect Destroyer February 11, 2010