Social Vegan

A person who is only a vegan as a conversation piece, boasting point or to guilt trip others, and does not (or only temporarily) practice being a vegan. They will usually sprinkle the phrase "I'm a vegan" as much as possible throughout conversations with strangers, acquaintances and friends, while thinking they are being subtle about this.

"You should totally be a vegan like me, being a vegan is, like, the best thing ever. I love being a vegan and eating vegan food"
"I'm so sorry for your loss... he was a great person --I'm a vegan by the way-- and you have my condolences"
"They are such a social vegan"

Social Vegan by TotallyNotASocialVegan December 17, 2018

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Social vegan

A vegan who secretly eats meat but is a vegan for the social status and for the ability to shame meat eaters

Piret is a social vegan

Social vegan by LLL420 January 8, 2019

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social media vegan

One who abstains from the lifeblood of the teenage generation, mostly by choice but may also be compelled to by parents

He is such a social media vegan, he doesn't even have an Instagram!

social media vegan by Danisaurjumps January 29, 2015

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Stinky Bobby

When you find a little guy who is stinky. Usually needs a belly rub.

Hey, that’s Stinky Bobby.

Stinky Bobby by anorlondo June 17, 2026

Word of the Day on July 29, 2026

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chud run

A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.

"Hey bro you tryna go on a chud run with me??"

chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on July 28, 2026

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flophouse

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.

Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!

flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007

Word of the Day on July 27, 2026

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Hate Sink

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.

Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.

Hate Sink by The great prophet Zarquon August 7, 2016

Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

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