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social shit 

Two or more people in a public restroom partaking in deficating while holding a conversation.
Claire, Abby, Paige, Julia and Monta had a social shit in the third floor bathroom of Siedschlag.
social shit by Claire M December 20, 2007
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Social Shit 

When you’re hella socially awkward but get thrown into the shitstorm of social anxiety within conversations
Person 1: “Welp, I’m too socially awkward to survive out their”

Person 2: “Nah, theirs just too much social shit flying around”
Social Shit by Lord Profit November 11, 2019

social shit 

Two or more people in a public restroom partaking in deficating while holding a conversation.
Claire, Abby, Paige, Julia and Monta had a social shit in the third floor bathroom of Siedschlag.
social shit by Claire M December 19, 2007

social shit-staining 

A humorous alternative to Social Distancing. It conveys a negative connotation towards the term Social Distancing.
It's really frustrating to have to line up to enter a shop because of social shit-staining!

social media that shit 

Upload that to twitter, Facebook, etc...
That pic is sweet, social media that shit!
social media that shit by EasyD803 December 22, 2013

Social Shithead 

Someone who thinks them having a lot of friends, makes them better than others. They constantly let it be known that they have many friends, despite the fact that no one cares.
Emily is a social shithead, she just spent two hours showing me her friend list on Facebook.
Social Shithead by WnIaTmTeY December 29, 2009

Socialshits 

1.People who believe socialism is good and are shitty people , which describes all socialists.
2. People who get the shots in social situations.
Dave got the socialshits after having to talk with Kevin Cormier at a party about his Socialshit views.
Socialshits by NinjaBoi83 December 29, 2019
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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