Social Media White Washer

Person in a company responsible for neutralizing complaints about the company on the internet and social media.

Companies who treat their employees and customers like shit need a Social Media White Washer to respond to all of the complaints online.

Unhappy employees will bitch about the company on Glassdoor, Indeed, etc. Unhappy customers will bitch about the company on Facebook, Yelp, Google Maps, etc.

A good Social Media White Washer can effectively erase these complaints with clever prose that confuses the reader and deflects attention elsewhere.

Whenever you see a company making heavy use of a Social Media White Washer in online reviews, you can rest assured that the company is shit.

Social Media White Washer by Spackly Jones March 31, 2026