Social Baby 

A phenomenon in which two or more people combine their attitudes toward engagement with others to create a unique space for communication and external meta-cognition, which is systematically fed to different groups in order to affect change on a grand, hierarchical scale.

"Dude, wanna get together and make a social baby?"
"Yeah man, for sure!"

Social Baby by old fruit March 9, 2013

Social Baby 

Mark Zuckerberg and his wife's baby.

A: "The royal baby is the most influential infant in the world".
B: "That was until world met the Social Baby".

Social Baby by The Guy Next Door September 9, 2015

Social Housing Baby 

Child conceived in order for the mother to (a) gain access to subsidised housing; (b) state benefits; and (c) avoid work for life.

1. How do you plead?
2. Your honour, I was a social housing baby
3. Case dismissed!

Social Housing Baby by larry donovan May 8, 2009

social security baby 

someone who grew up living only on social security income; checks. Someone coming from a struggle. Majority of the family income comes from the government.

That boy had it tough, he was a social security baby.

social security baby by paperchasinasian November 1, 2017

Social Babysitter

(n) The person who "babysits" their friends or colleagues in a group context. The social babysitter moderates awkward or antisocial behavior and tries to close long spans of silence with humor, engaging comments, and enthusiasm. Social babysitting can be tiring or a source of stress.

As the social babysitter, it frustrates me to decide where to eat with my friends for dinner. None of them have any opinion on where to eat and just say "I don't know.:"

Social Babysitter by NackSeabird April 22, 2022