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Social Assurancer 

a) A person of optimism, that offers a pledge or guarantee of self confidence, in a social setting, to one that needs it.
b) A person in the social media world that is free from doubt, and is certain about something.
I Love My Social Assurancer, because he’s my rock; my go-to-when I’m need of confidence and hope, to get me through some rough patches in life.
Social Assurancer by FoolsWisdom January 29, 2024
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Social Assurancer 

a) a confident person that inspires someone else on social media, or, in a social setting.
b) one who is free from doubt and can offer a guarantee or pledge, on social media, or in a social setting.
I Love my Social Assurancer ! He is my go-to and gives me hope whether I’m online or in a group!
Social Assurancer by FoolsWisdom January 29, 2024

Social Assurancer 

a) a self confident person who instills hope, is free from doubt, and offers those attributes to another person in a social setting, or, on social media.
If it weren’t for my Social Assurancer helping me navigate my social life, both on and off the internet, life would be much harder. He helps get me through my rough patches of life.
Social Assurancer by FoolsWisdom January 31, 2024

Social Assurancer 

One who uses Social Media to lift another up, using encouragement, hope, and optimism as an anchor in their lives.
Having my Social Assurancer online, means that when my day goes south, I’ll always have someone to lift me up, and provide hope.

Social Assurancer 

Social Assurancer (noun) 1) A person who uses Social Media platform or presence to offer hope, encouragement, and optimism as an anchor in one’s life.

2) An online influencer who specializes in lifting up people who are down.
I Love my Social Assurancer. I can always count on them to give me hope and encouragement when I’m getting beat up online.

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026