Soaping Tits 

Any act of lathering soap and applying them to the female breast, in or out of the shower, as long as they are bare breasts. Also, there is no credit if there are man boobs.

Young Man, "Excuse me, but would you like me to soap your tits?"

'or'

"Damn I'd love to soap those tits!"

'or'

"Last night, when I was soaping tits..."

Soaping Tits by C_Ville October 29, 2008

Sopping Cow Tits

Used to describe a pair of breasts that are both large like a cow and sopping. Sopping being an onomatopoeic word that cannot be precisely defined as it depends on context. Especially recommended for describing the rack of a girl having well formed and large boobs, typically by way of breast implants or just naturally massive melons, but also the jugs themselves must be sopping in some way. Very useful in situations in which describing the breasts literally would be onerous or cumbersome.

Situation 1:

D: What are Sarah's breasticles like?

A: Mate, they're Sopping Cow Tits.

D: Safe.

Situation 2:

D: Isn't that...?

A: Yeah, the one with the Sopping Cow Tits.

D: Safe

Sopping Cow Tits by Mad Avid Ad May 5, 2011