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Soaking Tent 

When a guy cums before he even removes any clothing, thus rendering him with a "soaking tent"
Ben: I'm so content

Jayne: Don't get too content

(30 seconds later)

Ben: Can you excuse me, I need to use the bathroom. It appears that I have pitched a soaking tent
Soaking Tent by gonzo89cb September 19, 2009
Some mormon teens have convinced themselves that putting a penis in a vagina and then not moving is not sex. that’s called soaking. Now the jumpman is the person who will jump in the bed next to you soaking to get some friction going without you technically moving.
Jake wanted me to the jumpman for his soaking tonight… That’s 5 nights in a row .
Soaking by papi.daddy September 26, 2021

Soaking the Broccoli 

When getting into a hot bath, it is the slow and arguous process of descending both your penis and testicles into the water.
I was soaking the broccoli last night and it was quite intense.

The bath was too hot for me to soak the broccoli.

Shrinkage and tingling are common side effects of soaking the broccoli.
Soaking the Broccoli by Brian Petz February 24, 2006
Like "planking" only your dick is inside of a Mormon.
Convince your Mormon GF that you are not "soaking" properly and need to continue to adjust the angle.
Soaking by Jackie O face July 14, 2011
Mormon: Wanna do some soaking?
Regular Sigma Chad: it's cock warming stupid mormon
Soaking by Ston3rBon3r September 28, 2021

butt soaking

Resting the wiener inside the butt without thrusting as to remain an anal virgin
Molly was a whore but wanted to save something until marriage, so she would only do butt soaking
butt soaking by Jwaching July 21, 2016