snowner 

A state of extreme excitement and pleasure stimulated by mass snow fall.

Jim: They say it's gonna snow 20 inches by tonight.
Johnny: Snowner achieved.

snowner by lollerskatin18 December 27, 2010

snowner 

A state of mental pleasure caused by past, present or future experiences with skis or board - never blades.

Sam daydreamed about his ski trip last weekend, and a snowner ensued.

Mary got a snowner just thinking about the next time she would get to the mountains.

snowner by ladywithabeard1 March 18, 2011

Snowner 

An erection caused by snow. Often times snowboarders and other snow enthusiasts can get them from seeing, being out in, or even hearing of a snow storm.

"Oh my got bro look out the window and take in all the snow were getting i can't wait to got shred the gnar. I have a snowner just thinking about it."

Snowner by ShooterMcGavin#1 December 25, 2009

snowner 

noun- snow-ner: The figurative boner one who participates in snow sports, such as skiing or snowboarding, gets before, during, and/or after a large snowstorm.

Dude, all this fresh pow-pow is giving me a huge snowner.

snowner by ajBarber January 4, 2008

Snowner 

The boner a weatherman gets when breaking news hits of a snowstorm. Usually seen in states that don't get more than an inch or two of snow.

Weatherman Bill is sportin a serious snowner talking about the 8 inches we are getting tonight.

Snowner by thruths70 February 7, 2010

Snowner 

When you have an erection from pure excitement to ski with your friends at boyne.

I have a snowner for this weekends ski trip.

Snowner by Jshiff64 December 31, 2013

Snonner 

Meaning a snow boner ,caused from joy in the snow ❄️! Love of outdoors. Unisex meaning boys and girls can get and enjoy a Snonner! A Snonner is not embarrassing or socially awkward should be for any old, young , big and small. Any form of snow enjoyment can cause a snonner, snow angels, snowmobile, board or ski sports, sledding, just a walk in the snow.
Side effects of a long lasting Snonner include, perma grin, muscle soreness, muscle fatigue. In extreme cases dry mouth and loss of appetite.
Not to be confused with snoner with one N meaning snow man size penis.

It looks so beautiful covered in snow kinda gives me a Snonner!
Said with excitement: Today's new snow gives me a raging Snonner!!

Snonner by Defender of Awesome!! February 22, 2021