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store d'oeuvre whore

noun: a person who stops by every display in a grocery store or market (ex. sam's club, publix) and gets samples.
Me and Alina went to Publix Saturday and they had store d'oeuvres...... she was totally being a "store d'oeuvre whore", she stopped by every one and got something!

store d'oeuvres 

Snacks and food samples that a grocery store will serve at various locations in order to tempt the patrons into buying something they weren't planning on (pizza, chips and dip, sausage, etc.). Usually happens on the weekend.
I went to Costco the other day and filled up on store d'oeuvres.

store d'oeuvres 

Stopping at the store or usually a quickie mart to grab and throw down some snacks while on your way to eat at someone's house. Usually because you know there's going to be little or no good food there.
(dinner at mom's)
We better stop and grab some store d'oeuvres, you know that mom never has enough food.

(on the way to a party at some chick's house)
Jim: Isn't she a vegetarian? We'd better stop and get some store d'oeuvres. I can't eat that shit all night.
store d'oeuvres by rscowboy June 25, 2010

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008