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Snitches get bitches

The actual phrase commonly mistaken for "snitches get stitches" created to keep people from capitalizing on all the bitches you get from snitching.
Ya, heard that shit from greg on main street, i dont even care if im snitching, snitches get bitches.
by DrDogBalls June 2, 2017
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Snitches get bitches

Contrary to popular belief, snitches accumulate massive amounts of bitches due to their never ending thirst for delivering justice.
Chad: after I reported the serial killer to the police bitches surrounded me

Snitches get bitches
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snitches get no bitches

a phrase to say to a pussy ass nigga who is gonna snitch
Tyrone: hey want some weed jimmy

Jimmy: im telling

Tyrone: snitches get no bitches LITTLE NIGGA, NOW GET THE FUCK OVER HERE
by JimmyNeuson September 18, 2018
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Snitches get no bitches

A more modern version of "Snitches get Stitches" indicating that people who snitch or tell on others to authorities will get no "bitches" as in a female partner, and be single for all eternity.
Snitch: "I saw Jeremiah do it. he murdered the pope"
Jeremiah: "Watch it, snitches get no bitches"
by DrBlock February 12, 2022
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Snitches get only bitches

The only women a snitch will get are the worst ones. Similar to Snitches get stitches.
If you gave away the secret, the only women you'll get are the worst ones, snitches get only bitches.
by Mhshah February 14, 2024
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Switches get bitches

The hypothesis that someone is more likely to get some ass if they are switch. Since people who are switch can easily slip into the role their partner desires.
Random person - “Man, Kevin got invited into a threesome by Jessica and Luther cause Kevin is both dom and sub. I really thought they were going to ask me.”
Friend of random person - “Switches get bitches
by Tigersharkcub September 25, 2019
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Switches get Bitches

Refers to hydraulics, which has toggle switches, to active their hydraulic pumps in lowrider cars.

This is usually followed by the statement

bags are for f**s

Intimating that people that use Airbags instead of hydraulics in their lowriders prefer the company of their own sex.

While true lowriders get all the females…
Switches get bitches , bags are for f**s …
by Donpedrolowriding May 30, 2022
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