Snitches get bitches

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The actual phrase commonly mistaken for "snitches get stitches" created to keep people from capitalizing on all the bitches you get from snitching.

Ya, heard that shit from greg on main street, i dont even care if im snitching, snitches get bitches.

Snitches get bitches by DrDogBalls June 2, 2017

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Snitches get bitches

Contrary to popular belief, snitches accumulate massive amounts of bitches due to their never ending thirst for delivering justice.

Chad: after I reported the serial killer to the police bitches surrounded me

Snitches get bitches

Snitches get bitches by A J1 Potomac steam locomotive October 26, 2022

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snitches get no bitches

a phrase to say to a pussy ass nigga who is gonna snitch

Tyrone: hey want some weed jimmy

Jimmy: im telling

Tyrone: snitches get no bitches LITTLE NIGGA, NOW GET THE FUCK OVER HERE

snitches get no bitches by JimmyNeuson September 18, 2018

Snitches get no bitches

A more modern version of "Snitches get Stitches" indicating that people who snitch or tell on others to authorities will get no "bitches" as in a female partner, and be single for all eternity.

Snitch: "I saw Jeremiah do it. he murdered the pope"
Jeremiah: "Watch it, snitches get no bitches"

Snitches get no bitches by DrBlock February 12, 2022

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Snitches get only bitches

The only women a snitch will get are the worst ones. Similar to Snitches get stitches.

If you gave away the secret, the only women you'll get are the worst ones, snitches get only bitches.

Snitches get only bitches by Mhshah February 14, 2024

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Switches get bitches

The hypothesis that someone is more likely to get some ass if they are switch. Since people who are switch can easily slip into the role their partner desires.

Random person - “Man, Kevin got invited into a threesome by Jessica and Luther cause Kevin is both dom and sub. I really thought they were going to ask me.”
Friend of random person - “Switches get bitches”

Switches get bitches by Drewsername September 25, 2019

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Switches get Bitches

Refers to hydraulics, which has toggle switches, to active their hydraulic pumps in lowrider cars.

This is usually followed by the statement

bags are for f**s

Intimating that people that use Airbags instead of hydraulics in their lowriders prefer the company of their own sex.

While true lowriders get all the females…

Switches get bitches , bags are for f**s …

Switches get bitches by Donpedrolowriding May 30, 2022

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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