Sniff and Stiff

To get a hard on after smelling something really sexy and arousing.

I got sniff and stiff when she put on her new perfume.

by inndvision October 14, 2009

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Catch and Sniff

A play on the phrase "Scratch and Sniff" Smelling your own fart by cupping the air around your butt with your hand, after farting, and bringing it to your nose.

I hope my farts don't smell too bad ... I'm going to have to "Catch and Sniff", to make sure, because I have a hot date tonight.

by Spiced Boogaloo January 23, 2012

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whiff and stiff

When you smoke weed and take a Viagra so you can get it up while you're high.

Dude, that really hot girl is coming over tonight. It's a good thing I did a whiff and stiff.

by Corey Dunn December 30, 2007

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scratch and sniff

Any person who tries to sneak a sniff after allowing their hand to remain either in their pants or in the crotch region.

"Scratch and sniff is at it again"

by Sam March 3, 2005

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A very old way of how the US government checks meat. They would use rods to poke the meat and sniff the rod to see if the meat had bacteria. If the meat smelled bad, then it would be "dirty" and wouldn't pass inspection. This was a pretty bad way to check, cause the inspectors wouldn't wash the rods. That spreads bacteria from the bad meat to the good meat faster than covid ever will. This method was used until around the 1990s.

History teacher: What method did inspectors of meat from the government do during the 1900s?
Student: A rod to poke and sniff the meat for bacteria.

by CyanGuy December 9, 2020

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