Sniff and Stiff 

To get a hard on after smelling something really sexy and arousing.

I got sniff and stiff when she put on her new perfume.

Sniff and Stiff by inndvision October 14, 2009

Catch and Sniff 

A play on the phrase "Scratch and Sniff" Smelling your own fart by cupping the air around your butt with your hand, after farting, and bringing it to your nose.

I hope my farts don't smell too bad ... I'm going to have to "Catch and Sniff", to make sure, because I have a hot date tonight.

Catch and Sniff by Spiced Boogaloo January 23, 2012

whiff and stiff 

When you smoke weed and take a Viagra so you can get it up while you're high.

Dude, that really hot girl is coming over tonight. It's a good thing I did a whiff and stiff.

whiff and stiff by Corey Dunn December 30, 2007

scratch and sniff 

Any person who tries to sneak a sniff after allowing their hand to remain either in their pants or in the crotch region.

"Scratch and sniff is at it again"

scratch and sniff by Sam March 3, 2005

poke and sniff

A very old way of how the US government checks meat. They would use rods to poke the meat and sniff the rod to see if the meat had bacteria. If the meat smelled bad, then it would be "dirty" and wouldn't pass inspection. This was a pretty bad way to check, cause the inspectors wouldn't wash the rods. That spreads bacteria from the bad meat to the good meat faster than covid ever will. This method was used until around the 1990s.

History teacher: What method did inspectors of meat from the government do during the 1900s?
Student: A rod to poke and sniff the meat for bacteria.

poke and sniff by CyanGuy December 9, 2020

Scratch and Sniff 

A male or female that scracthes their "area" then sniffs there fingers.

"Ew, he was scracthing his balls and then sniffing his hand! What a scratch and sniff"!

Scratch and Sniff by AmazinglyRandom07 April 8, 2006

Sniff and Shoot 

The act of performing a Dutch Oven on yourself while masturbating.

We walked in on Jason pulling a Sniff and Shoot the other day.

Sniff and Shoot by Treods October 16, 2014