Sniff Dicks 

Nickname given to John Cena by the legendary Bruce Blitz. Applicable whenever John Cena tries to kiss the crowd's ass or tries to get a crowd to cheer for him by pandering to them but fails miserably.

Sniff Dicks is doing his usual ass kissing routine.

Sniff Dicks by KOR1996 March 6, 2017

“Stiff dicks and airplanes” 

Stiff dicks and airplanes

Used to when someone asks what’s up. You respond “stiff dicks and airplanes” space in mixed company you may use the terminology “Erections and airplanes “

“Stiff dicks and airplanes” by Elroy 1/24/95 August 16, 2018

Sniff Dick 

A sniff dick is a person that does two things.

1. They suck up to everyone just to get attention on themselves. They only suck up to the people that people are talking about at that moment.

2. They take all of the attention away from that person by doing things like taking something that was funny that someone else did, and claiming that they made it happen or always have to put in a stupid comment at the end of every statement that someone makes.

Kevin Hart "SHE AIN"T GOT NO NIPPLES!!!"

Your typical Sniff Dick, "SHE AIN'T GOT NO NIPPLES!!"

The Sniff Dick goes around saying the joke and saying that they came up with it.

Sniff Dick by ConnectTheDots May 5, 2014

Dick Sniff 

When you swallow somebody's cum and sneeze it out of your nose and snort it back up into your nose

She dick sniffed in the church confessional

Dick Sniff by Mikhail Newberg January 18, 2017

Stiff as dicks 

a.) V. stiff, tight, or hard. Painfully stiff.

b.) Inflexible.

"My muscles are stiff as dicks! I haven't been able to sleep in days."

"I asked for an extension on my assignment, but the lecturer wouldn't give it to me. The guy's stiff as dicks about that shit."

Stiff as dicks by Iamasparrow March 16, 2014

dick sniff 

From the title its obvious

You dick sniff
hhaahahaha

dick sniff by Ben and kesh April 22, 2005

Stiff dick

A hard one

Nouha: oh damn babe you've got a stiff dick!

Stiff dick by Reaalme February 12, 2018