Teacher yells at students for spray painting on the lockers. When the teacher turns his/her back one student hops out the window (first floor). The teacher turns back to give the remaining students cleaning supplies.
Student: Oh that sneaky bastard.
John: Hey Rich I stole your Ipod at the beginning of lunch
Rich: You sneaky bastard.
when you're speeding, a cop who:
1.) at night, hides in plain sight without their lights on
2.) hides in one of the "emergency personel only" cut throughs on the highway
and waits until you pass him, then pulls you over
"You saw that cop right."
"No. He better not pull a sneaky bastard."
*sirens*
"DAMN IT!!"