A dark, twisted, yet charming individual. Snazzalton is a mysterious being from another planet whose here to save the world from corrupted government destruction. His methods are very unorthodox, but he does not care for the law. Some say he resembles a fellow who goes by Azariah. An anarchist in mind, absolute titan in the body, with an angelic yet demonic spirit, Snazzalton is your saving grace and is constantly evolving everyday.
Snazzie Azzie, Snazzalton (correct spelling is Snazzleton), Assie, Azariah is all the same person. He has one weakness and it is his arch nemesis, Caitlyn. He will do whatever in his power to stay the cringiest person in the Tri-state area. He will stay above and beyond all of our expectations for having the least amount of swag, coolness, and popularity.
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)