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Snake Fuck

To use a snake for a condom. Because latex is for pussies.
That's right, Snake Fuck me baby. I wanna feel your scales
by McBitchslap February 22, 2011
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Snake Fuck

Slimy filthy piece of shit person that makes your skin crawl. A person that seems trustworthy but will stab you in the back at any given opportunity.
You better watch out for that guy. He's a snake fuck.
by GMMI February 18, 2009
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snake eyed turtle fuck

used as an insult meaning inbred or cluster fuck, all aroud multi use word
by eyed turtle March 27, 2021
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Baby Raping Snake Fucker

Someone who has done something wrong, which in turn, creates a hassle for you to fix.
You got peanut butter in the jelly jar you baby raping snake fucker.
by Justyn October 14, 2004
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Snake Fucker

Snake Fuckers is a subgroup of Snake Lovers. They have had a snakes scaly tail/head sided inside of their ass/pussy and LOVED IT! And if they figured it out, they have had one or two snake penises in them at some point in time. And if male they have had their dick in a snake in some way!

They can be a Snake Foodies, a Squeeze Toys or just a snake lover that went a little too far.
am I a Snake Fucker?
Being a Snake Fucker is 100% legal in Wyoming and New Mexico.
by HappySnakePreson September 2, 2018
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Baby Raping Snake Fucker

Someone who angers mad women at the expense of their friends' testicles.
My 'friend' Spartacus, arse-grinded some woman - incurring the wrath of some angry whore-bitches, who were friends of his then-girlfriend. They then attacked me and my associate James Davill III, attempting to castrate us with bottles of smirnoff ice. It was unpleasant.
by Nishant Kumar Esq. February 13, 2005
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Fuck-shake

The act of grabbing a person's middle finger with your own, and then firmly shaking it as a gesture of compassion or greeting.
Mom: Make sure you give each of your dad's colleagues a warm fuck-shake when they come over this evening.
Son: Can't I just high five them?
by YouKnowWho*smirks* April 12, 2017
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