Snackortunities

The opportunity for a snack

With all the free samples in Costco, there are many snackortunities.

Snackortunities by I_win_ January 31, 2019

Snarkotunities 

Deliberately engaging in a lame or boring activity (e.g. watching a terrible movie, going to a wedding reception for people you don't like, or attending a Coldplay concert) for the express purpose of making fun of said activity. The television program Mystery Science Theater 3000 had the bad movie version of this down to a science. Simply, the opportunity to snark.

The matching questions on that dating site are terribly inane but answering them provides plenty of snarkotunities.

I was pretty confident that "Zombies! Zombies! Zombies!" would be a crappy film, but the snarkotunity potential was too high to pass it up.

Snarkotunities by Mike B. & Dr. Bex November 18, 2011