Smuggling a Muppet 

To have a large penis and big balls.

"Did you see the size of that bulge? That dude is smuggling a muppet!"

Smuggling a Muppet by george f November 17, 2006

smuggling a muppet 

To be well hung: To have a large penis.

Wow, look at daniel craig, he's smuggling a muppet!

smuggling a muppet by zipwolf November 10, 2008