Smiley Club

A funny joke where you write <= 1 on ur head and <= 2 on a friends head and go up to an idiot and say "do u want to join the smiley club?" if they say yes write <===3 on there forehead in bold black sharpie. it gets lulz

ME: Do you want to join the Smiley Club?
Jerk: Sure
ME: OK here you go <======3
Jerk: Cool thnx man
Everyone: HAHAHA
Random Jock that everyone like for some reason: Hey lets go over there and laugh at the whore with a dick on his head!

Smiley Club by Pen 14 January 13, 2009

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smile high club

Having sex with a dentist in the dental chair.

Related to: Mile High Club

"Did your dental appointment go well?"
"Damn right, I just joined the Smile High Club."

smile high club by SassyHashtag May 12, 2015

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Related Words

Smiley Club • smile high club • smiley • smiley face • smiley central • Smiley pebbles • smiley_preps • smiley bean chizzer • smiley boy • Smiley bus

Smile-High Club

The Smile-High Club is a super-elite club for cadets who have flown their Talons at least a mile high and jacked off and have cum-stains on their flight-suits to prove it.

I'm a founding member of the Smile-High Club, as is Matt, my wing-man!

Smile-High Club by USAF Cadet October 23, 2020

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Quiche Peanemis

Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.

Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.

Quiche Peanemis by Mushroom2241 June 17, 2026

Word of the Day on August 13, 2026

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Hate Draft

1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.

2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.

1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.

2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.

Hate Draft by pffler September 1, 2009

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jalopy

A shitty car

"I can pull James Bond stunts in a jalopy."

jalopy by watson November 20, 2002

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Utility beer

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.

Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.

Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022

Word of the Day on August 10, 2026

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