smegmaintenance

The act of cleaning under the foreskin.

One reason Eamon gets so much fellatio is that he keeps his junk neat and sweet by performing smegmaintenance thrice a week.

smegmaintenance by Gastronaut4Life April 9, 2020

smegladyte 

Someone who enjoys being jizzed on.

Blow your nut custard on me I’m a dirty smegladyte.

I’m going to blast my muck up your hoop you fucking dirty smegladyte.

smegladyte by Lord Gannet V March 2, 2020

smegmatite 

smegma that has been dripping down and colecting over a long period of time and drys in a formation like a stalactite commonly found in caves.

wow! thats one hell of a smegmatite! how long have you been growing it?

smegmatite by thecreator May 26, 2006

smegmabytes 

The perfect word has arisen from the depths of oblivion. This word will become legendary. This word is more brag-a-docious in it's connotation(maybe I'll coin that word next) than it is, negative. Should be a noun to be proud of!
Smegmabyte (N) {smeg-ma-byte} -The build-up of corrupted gunk on your computer files from watching a lot of porn.

***Excessive form:

Smegmagig ...amount of gigs needed to watch too much porn.

-or- for the feverish fist-banger:

Smegmaterabyte ...terabytes needed to live in porn world.

Geez, Josh, with all that porn you watch, how many smegmabytes does your computer have?

- or-

Damn, Drew, with all that fist pumping, how many smegmagigs can your computer handle? I wish my computer was as badass as yours

-or-

Wow, Jake, judging by all those tissues on your floor I'm guessing you have the latest software to clean up all those smegmaterabytes? You rock!!

smegmabytes by Chetkush January 17, 2017

Smegmaster 

Extreme Metal band, holding the record for worlds shortest album. Also the creators of the genre “smeg-core”

Hey Jack did you hear the new smegmaster album?

Yeah I did Sam and it was Shit!

Smegmaster by Grindcore for life October 16, 2020

smegmaster 

appliance used to remove large amounts of smegma from a very cheesy cock.

Damn, Bob! You really stink. Please go use my smegmaster.

smegmaster by Horace Smegma July 5, 2006

smegamabyte 

A combination of the word Smegma and Megabyte - A smegamabyte. A word that can be used to describe an amount of data so gargantuan that even Google can't comprehend the amount. Or, so miniscule that it doesn't even register. Similar to the amount of brain cells in your cock.

I just uploaded this file and it's fucking huge.... like, 600 smegamabytes.

smegamabyte by El_Chorizo January 19, 2010