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smattered 

A term for drug user half way between scattered on the gear and smashed on pot or alcohol at the same time
I'm off my face totally smattered
smattered by scattkatt April 20, 2017

Yeh that's right, I'm smarter than you! 

A sentence said when you have either emasculated the person's lack of intelligence or have proved him or her wrong. That person in turn, once their intelligence is challenged to the depths of shitville, will pull the "Yeh that's right, I'm smarter than you!" when they attempt to prove you wrong in another fact of god knows what.

When the fucktard looses in an argument against someone, they will then be stumbled on that argument, thinking "fuck..I lost the game". They will then question you with an argument of something that is probably useless fucking knowledge to anybody.
Your computer has low RAM, your computer is slow as fuck and cannot run all that shit you have on your harddrive.

Yes it can, I just go delete my internet history and cache! Yeh that's right, I'm smarter than you!

2+2+2+2+2+2-2 x 0 isn't 0, if you knew about BEDMAS, you would know the order of operation of multiplication which would come first before addition or subtraction.

Oh yeh?!? Well my built-in calculator on my Windows 7 laptop says you are full of shit! Yeh that's right, I'm smarter than you!

(Police Officer) "Sir you were going way above the speed limit, I'm gonna have to impound your vehicle and take away your license"

Are you shitting me? My speedometer says otherwise asshole. Yeh that's right, I'm smarter than you! (gets head cracked open and cuffs smashed onto the skinny wrists)
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026

Scrapnel 

(N) :
All pieces left over after an art project or home improvement.
"After we made the decorations for the party, there was 'scrapnel' all over the floor"
Scrapnel by IceSniper February 22, 2025
Word of the Day on August 2, 2026
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!
Hardo by Thuhkilluh September 4, 2014
Word of the Day on August 1, 2026