Smashing Blumpkin

After receiving a fine blumpkin from your partner, make them bite their teeth on the toilet rim and then stomp on the back of their head with your foot.

"Man, I tried out a smashing blumpkin with this skank last night and she lost her mind at the prospect of this innovation."

Smashing Blumpkin by generalgrizzle January 21, 2010

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Smashing Blumpkin

A blumpkin of great magnitude.

Or could be yelled in state of shock, simular to saying "Holy Shit!" or "Oh, Fuck!"

Brit Accent Guy: "That blumpkin was smashing!"

Pirate: "Aye, Smashing Blumpkin i'twas sir."

Smashing Blumpkin by John Butz August 19, 2004

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Smashing blumpkin

The act of mouth humping a judy whilst taking a dookie.

I was taking a mondo poo and my boo thang was all horny like, "Me so horny, me love long time." So, I had no choice but to give her a smashing blumpkin.

Smashing blumpkin by Pierre Boudreaux April 27, 2017

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Smashing Blumpkin

After receiving a Blumpkin (fellatio while defecating on the toilet), proceeding to place the lucky lady's head on the seat and smashing the lid on her.

I had the worst blumpkin ever. She didn't even swallow the goop. I had to make it a smashing blumpkin to remind her to take her protein next time.

Smashing Blumpkin by Tim Branberries January 31, 2008

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taking a shit on the floor as u receive head from a really fat disgusting girl

"I just had the ill smashing blumpkin last nite with that huge bitch"

smashing blumpkin by goats February 23, 2005

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Smashing Blumpkins

When, in bed, you and a partner (male or female) 69 and simultaneously shit.

Prove your love is true by performing the Smashing Blumpkins.

Smashing Blumpkins by Good Writtenz February 22, 2010

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

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