Smashed Rat

When one places his genitalia upon a shower screen door while lifting up the shaft, and pressing it firmly. Making the dick and balls looked like a rat that has been ran over.

It was so gross, he showed me the smashed rat in the shower last night.

Smashed Rat by lilpac24 February 23, 2021

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smashed rat

When you create a fruit bowl and smash it on a window

That dude just gave us a smashed rat and he left some fromundacheese on the window at the same time

smashed rat by j_slider January 5, 2005

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smashed rat

Slang for the mons pubis and outer labia. Refers to the striking similarity the vagina has to carnage.

i gotta trim this shit before he bites my smashed rat

smashed rat by meatpop November 11, 2005

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smashed rat

When a female moons you by bending over so far that she presses her vag against a window, as in a car window. The image of a hairy vulva and red/pink labia looks like a smashed animal.

Guy: the other night after the party I mooned a car full of girls, then one of them responded and pulled a smashed rat on us.

smashed rat by Raunch Beard April 2, 2010

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kenlet

A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.

Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."

kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005

Word of the Day on July 13, 2026

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I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.

"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"

I mean I guess bro by clydedrewblood June 24, 2026

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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