Definitions by Fiftystatebanana

Burpwash 

When you wear a face mask and burp, the burp gas gets channeled right over your eyes up your nose and burns them.

I could not see the polka player because of the burpwash in my eyes.

Burpwash by Fiftystatebanana November 2, 2021

Relicorice 

1. Old hard licorice you eat anyways
2. Regifted licorice

During renovations, I fed the interns relicorice left over from a 1979 candy takeover.

Next Christmas I'm sending Irma all my uneaten Christmas relicorice.

Relicorice by Fiftystatebanana July 29, 2018

nulltimatum 

When an ultimatum cancels itself out as it destroys what it intended to conserve.

The paranoid sentiment that Obama was going to take people's guns was a nulltimatum on gun control for people who rushed to purchase firearms they thought they would lose, or had already effectively lost.

nulltimatum by Fiftystatebanana March 31, 2017

Starpid 

Adjective: the attribute of losing intelligence and common sense when fame and fortune cloud one's ability to relate to real world events.

I saw Kanye West acting starpid on the MTV music awards show.

Starpid by Fiftystatebanana November 29, 2015

Crazybad 

Crazybad: A circumstance so dire that management is forced to execute dangerous and risky maneuvers to ameliorate crazybad shit going off like fucking EVERYWHERE.

The snow fell for two days straight, at least three feet, then the roof fell in on the warehouse and we had to burn the the place before the crazybad flu strain samples in the rubble reached general population. Shit was bad, crazybad.

Crazybad by Fiftystatebanana September 18, 2013