A penis that is usually no longer than 4 inches. Nearly every man on earth wouldn't want this. Also known as a "Maggot".
by Prince Myst December 20, 2007
A penis of 4 inches or less. And by this, a 4.5 inch penis is still tiny. It provokes a girl to laugh right in your face and never call you again. Even though you may be a teen, it should not be small.
by Wonderfulperson May 26, 2013
by That gay guy everyone likes March 09, 2018
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A penis of less than five inches. But most girls are willing to deal with a small penis if there is a caring and sweet guy attached to it. There are other things you can do in the bedroom with a girl, and LOTS of things to do outside the bedroom that mean a lot more to us. Yes there are some shallow girls demanding 7+ inch penises but most of them aren't worth the time of day anyway. The whole size thing is overrated.
Would I rather be in a relationship with a sweeheart with a small penis, or a total jerk with a big one? I'll take a small sweetheart any day.
by AmyK92 October 23, 2010