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Slut Mustard

Vaginal Secretions; Booty Juice. Combination of Vaginal Secretions and Butthole Secretions combined to form a thick, opaque mustard-like paste. Usually forms after 2+hrs of Vaginal, Oral, and Anal intercourses. Butthole and/or Vaginal Creampies may act as a catylst of formation of Slut Mustard.
Ya-n-shit bra I was taggin dis bitch n nutted like 3 times all up in that gootyhole and dat dookie maker, when iz done she had some slut mustard fo sho, made dat bitch eat dat shit then do a line.
Slut Mustard by dacacheman June 28, 2009
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slut mustard

A phrase used to describe anything used in procuring or during casual sex (i.e. alcoholic drinks, make-up, cum).
Just heard someone use the phrase "slut mustard" in a sentence. Win. (from textsfromlsatnight.com)

She spilled slut mustard all over my nice shirt!
slut mustard by lubelubelube June 28, 2009

Slut Mustard

The aroma exuded by a slut.
"She was oozing slut mustard."
"That slut mustard smelled like a summer's breeze."
Slut Mustard by SarDer Bear June 28, 2009

Slut Mustard

Saying that a slut is covered in mustard. Sayin this as an insult to a hoe.
Also meaning a slut with yellow teeth from giving head.
Like saying,boy 1- "Wow, did you see that girl Jamie? She is a real SLUT MUSTARD."
boy 2-"Yeah I did, guessing she doesn't brush after head."
boy 1-"That's Sick!"

Mustard Slut 

*Definitions for:*
-MUSTARD SLUT-

1) A Female whom loves Mustard so much, she put it on All and/or most of their meals.
Keep In Mind:
All Definiations:

2) An inddividual, whom wants to lick or have another individual lick Mustard off of the other individuals body.

3) Someone whom wears alot and/or always wears the color yellow.

4) Mustard Slut in this term/and slang,would define a woman whom is being reffered to as a "Good Lady."

5) An Individual whom has alot of sexual intercourse,around alot Marijuna Plants.

6) A Mustard Slut=Is an Asian Stripper.

7) A Blond Flirtatous gir whom is a just a tease.

-Not to be confused-nor mistaken' with A Slut Mustard(which is a complete diffrent deffinitation all together.)
*Example's: *
-Mustard Slut-

1-Oh my Daisys I am such a Mustard Slut, I am hella craving some Mustard ontop of my Pizza and Burrito for dinner.

2-Oh you sexy Mustard Slut, lick that mustard off of me.

3-Girl,you look like a freaking Mustard Slut, dressed like that!

4-MMMM Baby, You are my Mustard Slut.

5- I'll meet you in the grow room,My Little Mustard Slut.

6-After the Preformances I paid this little mustard slut, to give me a lap dance in her downstairs office.

7- That Mustard Slut gave me the worst blue balls ever.
Mustard Slut by Anyalatte May 11, 2011

Mustard slut 

When a sexually active females vagina smells like rotting mustard
This girl named Jordan mutispaugh is a mustard slut, I can smell it from a mile away.

Rick: oh my word the hoe is a mustard slut, I throw up every time I get within 20 feet of her.
Mustard slut by Everythingzen March 8, 2015

slutcustard 

Shut your fucking face you slutcustard!
slutcustard by Blubbercunt March 19, 2005
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